Charlie Brown and Snoopy looking at the small Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.

20 Great One line Charlie Brown Quotes

Here are a few of the best one lined Charlie Brown quotes that we have found across all the movies.

    1. If it goes without saying, why did you say it?
    2. Everything seems hopeless… I’m completely depressed.
    3. Dogs are really kind of peculiar… all they ever think about is eating… I call it a lack of depth.
    4. Well, farsighted is when you can… or that nearsighted? Farsighted is when you can see things that… or is it the other way around? Maybe it’s when you … or maybe.. or maybe it’s…
    5. I’m dying and all I hear is insults!


  1. I’ll tell you why English teachers go to college for four years. So they can make stupid little kids write stupid essays on what they did all stupid summer!
  2. Oh good grief! [The classic Charlie Brown Quote that everyone knows.]
  3. Dear Pencil-pal, did you have a nice summer? Mine could have been better, but it could have been worse. For me, that’s good.
  4. Well, if they’re going to beat us, they’re really going to have to try! [One play later.] I hate it when they try!
  5. What is going on in this world?
  6. ¬†Yes, it’s been adapted for children. It’s not unlike drinking diluted root beer!
  7. Ah, there’s the bell! One more lunch hour out of the way. Two thousand, one hundred and twenty to go!
  8. Yeah, I’m sort of a spiritual scratching post!
  9. I’ve developed a new philosophy. I only dread one day at a time!
  10. I read where someone said “If a man has the love of a dog, he is already a millionaire.”
  11. Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask “What is the meaning of life?” Then a voice comes to me that say “I before E except after C!”
  12. Real love is standing behind a tree so you can see her when she leaves her house. Of course it can sometimes be embarrassing. Like when you discover you’ve been standing on the wrong side of the tree.
  13. There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters. I could be their leader.
  14. There are three things in life that people like to stare at: a flowing stream, a crackling fire and a Zamboni clearing the ice.
  15. That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….